In the cut

You: Here you are. I've been looking all over the net for you!!!

Me: Huh…Wha?!

You: What the f*ck are you doing?!!

Me: Wha…I was taking a nap

You: For two goddamn months?!!, what the f*ck is wrong with you?!!

Me: Well there was the holidays… and then I got sleepy.

You: Get your ass up and get back to work. Here I am wearing this goddamn Franklin Chronicles tshirt everywhere, (which by the way are not only a great value, they're really snazzy!) and you're chilling in the cut!

Me: I wasn't chilling… I was napping.

You: Whatever. Get your ass up and get back to work you lazy sot! You f*cking disgust me!!!

Me: You don't have to yell you know.

Monks-They aren't all that

Epsonality Goddamn!

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