I am laying on the bed, staring absently at the ceiling. My wife is sitting on the edge of the bed with her laptop,
Me: I was just wondering…
Me: …If you should give me a full body massage.
Tricia: Well let me tell you. That ain't gonna happen.
Me (under my breath): What the hell did I get married for?
Me: Huh… I said, seven times nine is sixty three.
Tricia: Uh huh.