100th Day

I woke my son up this morning and he sat on the edge of his bed, frowning with a deeply furrowed brow. There was nothing particularly wrong. This is how he wakes up every morning. I find it best for everyone's sanity, to just start talking about something tangentially in order to distract him from his mood and ease him into his morning. Otherwise, there is a great deal of yelling, whining and it all eventually ends in tears. (read spanking.)

Me: Hey, your 100 day project is coming up!
Morgan: What's that?
Me: We have to make a project of 100 things for you to bring to class for the 100th day of school.
Morgan: Meh.
Me: I was thinking we could make a shadow box and glue 100 marbles into it.
Morgan: Meh.
Me: Or we could do something with 100 q-tips.
Morgan: Meh.
Me: 100 dryer sheets of Bounce™ with Febreeze™ Fresh Scent?
Morgan: Meh.
Me: Maybe…
Morgan: Meh.
Me: We…
Morgan: Meh.
Me: Could…
Morgan: Meh.
Me: Find…
Morgan: Meh.
Me: …
Morgan: Meh.

My son's a jerk in the morning.

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