You: Here you are. I've been looking all over the net for you!!!
You: What the f*ck are you doing?!!
Me: Wha…I was taking a nap
You: For two goddamn months?!!, what the f*ck is wrong with you?!!
Me: Well there was the holidays… and then I got sleepy.
You: Get your ass up and get back to work. Here I am wearing this goddamn Franklin Chronicles tshirt everywhere, (which by the way are not only a great value, they're really snazzy!) and you're chilling in the cut!
Me: I wasn't chilling… I was napping.
You: Whatever. Get your ass up and get back to work you lazy sot! You f*cking disgust me!!!
Me: You don't have to yell you know.