Crucial Update

Me walking by Sean's desk

Sean: Oh hey, I'm glad you're here. I was just going to check out The Chronicles. Now that you're here, let's look at them together, shall we?

Me: Heh, heh...Ok...

Sean: Oh wouldja lookit that. Nothing! Not a goddamn thing. What a surprise. The Chronicles haven't been updated in what, 6 weeks now?

Me: Ha, ha… yeah… I guess.

Sean: That Franklin sure is a lazy bastard.

Me: Oh I don't know, I heard he's been fighting crime every night. And I also heard he was attacked by a pack of cuddly-yet wild, hamsters.

Sean: Really? An entire pack?

Me: Ummm… It was either an entire pack or just one.

Sean: Yeah… Or maybe he's just a lazy bastard.

Me: ...

Me: ...

Me: F*ck you Sean.

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