Me walking by Sean's desk
Sean: Oh hey, I'm glad you're here. I was just going to check out The Chronicles. Now that you're here, let's look at them together, shall we?
Me: Heh, heh...Ok...
Sean: Oh wouldja lookit that. Nothing! Not a goddamn thing. What a surprise. The Chronicles haven't been updated in what, 6 weeks now?
Me: Ha, ha… yeah… I guess.
Sean: That Franklin sure is a lazy bastard.
Me: Oh I don't know, I heard he's been fighting crime every night. And I also heard he was attacked by a pack of cuddly-yet wild, hamsters.
Sean: Really? An entire pack?
Me: Ummm… It was either an entire pack or just one.
Sean: Yeah… Or maybe he's just a lazy bastard.
Me: F*ck you Sean.