"Do you ever think during an interview Oprah thinks to herself, 'F*ck you, I'm Oprah!'"
"No dear." My wife said calmly. "I don't think she does."
"Cuz' if I were her, I would say that to myself… I'd prolly say it out loud too."
"I know. And that's your problem. I keep trying to tell you."
"I don't really see it as a problem.", I muttered under my breath.
"And that's why it's a problem."