Stimulus Package

"Obama IS the stimulus package.", my father said.

"Ha ha ha…", I laughed even though I wasn't quite sure what he meant.

"…What exactly does that mean?", I said after an uncomfortable pause.

"Well if the bootleggers are any indication all you have to do is stick Obama's face on something and you'll make money."

"Ohhhhhhh.", I said.

Now send me some money!

Patina of Crappiness

If I was Oprah