Pot Pies

Me: I need a hug.

Tricia: OK

Me: (*sigh*). Y'know, if you had hugged me like this in high school, 25 years ago, I would have been a different kid.

Tricia: I know. That's why I didn't hug you.

Me: What!?? Why!??

Tricia: Cuz, you would have followed me around like a little puppy dog?

Me: True, true… Well, what about now?

Tricia: Now? You could give a rat's a**. In fact in about 15 minutes you're going to say something rude and misogynistic and then you're going to end it with, "Where's my pot pie woman!"

Me: Ha ha... Yeah. Pot pies are awesome.

Wolverines in the classroom

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