Mommybloggin' (Part 3 of 4)

Mommybloggin' (Part 3 of 4)


My bewbs hurt.

At this point though, I’m not sure if it’s from PMS or from staying up all night, bewb-feeding my twin babies. Uffff!

Bewbs! Am I right?!

Speaking of the twins (the babies, not my twins, hahaha... that’s a little bewb humor), It really annoys me when people come and ask if one is a boy and one is the girl. Hell-ooo! They’re names are Avocado and October, so it’s obvi which is which!

That really gets my frilly little panties in a twist.

Anywho, I’m feeling way too bloated for yoga tonight. The thought of getting into downward-facing dog is unthinkable. I think I’ll just put Avo and Octo in the stroller and take Mr. Squiggles for an extra long walk in the park.

Mommyhood engage!

Audwin blinked at the paper a few times. “Look man...”, he began cautiously. “You know you’re my boy, right?” “Yep.”, I said, making shadow puppets on the wall. “Well I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but don’t you feel like this is kinda... selling out?”

“Pffft! Selling out?!! Absotively! That’s the point. You’re the one who told me that if I’m ever going to fulfill my ambition of touring the world, wearing a suit made of iPads, I need to start a Mommyblog.”

“I never said...”

“And you were right. it was the best idea ever! Now all I have to do is sit back and wait for all that sweet, sweet, Mommyblogging cash to roll in.”

“First of all, I never told you to start a Mommyblog. And to be quite honest, I think you’re perpetrating a fraud. What I told you to do was make a plan, stick to it and... Are you even listening to what I’m saying?”

“Yes... No...

How many iPads do you think I’ll need for my iPad pants?”

Revenge of the Mommy Bloggers (Part 4 of 4)

Revenge of the Mommy Bloggers (Part 4 of 4)