Pure Romance

Pure Romance


Me: I have a little poem that I'd like to dedicate to you.

Tricia: Oh Lord. I'm going to start praying now.

Me: I'm about to express my true feelings and you mock them?!!

Tricia: You're right. I'm sorry. Go ahead.

Me: This is called, "Three Hundred Eternities"

Tricia: OK

Me: Every second spent away from you is an eternity. Imagine my agony when we are separated a mere 5 minutes.

Tricia: (groan)

Me: What? That was dope. I'm dropping pure romance bombs son!

Tricia: You can't watch BET anymore. You're way too impressionable.

Dick Van Dyke Show Lyrics

Dick Van Dyke Show Lyrics

Growing Up with Love