Me: I have a little poem that I'd like to dedicate to you.
Tricia: Oh Lord. I'm going to start praying now.
Me: I'm about to express my true feelings and you mock them?!!
Tricia: You're right. I'm sorry. Go ahead.
Me: This is called, "Three Hundred Eternities"
Me: Every second spent away from you is an eternity. Imagine my agony when we are separated a mere 5 minutes.
Me: What? That was dope. I'm dropping pure romance bombs son!
Tricia: You can't watch BET anymore. You're way too impressionable.