Me: Look out, your phone is hanging out of your pocket.

Tricia: Thank you. It's only going to be there for a second.

Me: Yeah well that's what Julius Caesar said right before they delivered the Trojan horse.

Tricia: That's not even close to anything resembling reality. Did you even read Julius Caesar?

Me: ...Yes

Tricia: The play by Shakespeare?

Me: Oh that. No I didn't read that.

Tricia: What did you think I was... Nevermind. I don't even want to know.

Homework and Dinosaurs

Homework and Dinosaurs

Dick Van Dyke Show Lyrics

Dick Van Dyke Show Lyrics