Me: Look out, your phone is hanging out of your pocket.
Tricia: Thank you. It's only going to be there for a second.
Me: Yeah well that's what Julius Caesar said right before they delivered the Trojan horse.
Tricia: That's not even close to anything resembling reality. Did you even read Julius Caesar?
Tricia: The play by Shakespeare?
Me: Oh that. No I didn't read that.
Tricia: What did you think I was... Nevermind. I don't even want to know.